Family: Blue Print

Inside: How to build the perfect snowman. Instructions: Step 1 Get Snow,
Step 2 Roll Snow, Step 3 Stack Balls, Step 4 Rub/Smooth/Repeat.
(Ahhhh - it's good to be a snowman)

Life: Christmas Sign

Outside: The first sign of Christmas

Inside: More signs to follow

Relationship: Cookie Butt

Outside: He was sweet, bought her flours, and took her to the finest plate in town.

Inside: But all she could think about was... "Does this icing make my butt
look fat?"

Life: Fat Ginger

Inside: He ate himself out of house & home
(Practice restraint this holiday season)

What-the-Hell: Frozen Man Squad

Outside: Season's Best from Frozen Man Squad

Inside: In your face

Life: Frosty Melt

Outside: Frosty almost made it back to the north pole

Inside: But an unexpected warm front over the Rockies stopped him
in his tracks.   (Hope you survive the holidays).

What-the-Hell: Hair Sticks

Inside: No Bill, really, it looks totally natural.

Family: Hate Shopping

Outside: I hate shopping for the family!

Inside: Or is it that I just hate the family?

Religious: Jesus Belt

Inside: If he can hold up pants, think what he can do for you.

Religious: Jesus Sign                                     

Outside: Jesus. Coming Soon!                                     

Inside: It's a sign

Life: Mohammed the Reindeer                                     

                                   

Inside: Always profiled, Mohammed the Reindeer, found himself, yet again,
on the Do-Not-Fly list.

Girl Power: Naughty List

Outside: This holiday season

Inside: I'm shooting for the naughty list.
(It's good to be bad)