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Sex: Attachment
Outside: How can you have sex without emotional attachment?
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Inside: Use an attachment
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Life: BabyBoyGirl
Outside: Think You had a bad day?
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Inside: Yeah, well I'm a boy!
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BUY ME |
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Sex: Chocolate
Outside: Would you do it more?
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Inside: If sperm tasted like chocolate?
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BUY ME |
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Girl Power: Cigarette Lady
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Inside: I don't need no stinkin' man to light up my life.
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BUY ME |
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Relationship: Divorce 100%
Outside: Congratulations
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Inside: 100% of all divorces are successful!
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BUY ME |
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XX Issues: Drag Men
Outside: Men in drag think it's all about the "glam" look.
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Inside: Being a woman is a drag -- you bleed every month, make less
money, and still have to bend over and take it.
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Relationship: Gave Heart
Outside: I gave him my heart
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Inside: He gave me a burning sensation when I pee
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BUY ME |
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Relationship: Handcuffs
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Inside: Sometimes they feel like handcuffs.
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BUY ME |
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Sex: Mac
Outside: Mac was wrong!
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Inside: Rub, please rub!
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BUY ME |
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XX Issues: Mammogram
Outside: Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?"
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Inside: Everytime I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an
envelope and mail it to someone.
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BUY ME |
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Relationship: Nonverbal
Outside: I'm working on my nonverbal communication skills
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Inside: I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now.
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BUY ME |
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XX Issues: Period Police
Outside: Call in the period police...
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Inside: Arrest my period!
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BUY ME |
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XX Issues: PerfectlyMySelf
Outside: Why do women suppress their P.M.S. ?
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Inside: I think of it as being Perfectly My Self
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BUY ME |
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Life: Power Shoes
Outside: Damn power shoes
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Inside: What a rip off
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BUY ME |
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Relationship: Prisoner of Love
Outside: I'm a prisoner of love
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Inside: Time for a jail break
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BUY ME |
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Relationship: Revenge
Outside: Sweet Revenge
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Inside: I cheated on him with his girlfriend!!!
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BUY ME |
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Family: Sibling Rivalry
Outside: I play piano, speak three languages and can cook a mean Le Confit de Conard aux Pommes Salardaises
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Inside: And they get excited when she picks up a leaf...It's a friggin' leaf!
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BUY ME |
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Relationship: Stab Girl
Outside: I went out with a guy who told me he didn't like women who were sensitive or vulnerable...
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Inside: So I stabbed him
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BUY ME |
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Girl Power: Tough Grandma
Outside: My grandmother was a damn tough woman. She pledged "till death do us part" five times.
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Inside: Poor bastards didn't know what hit 'em.
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BUY ME |
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Life: Wanted Wrong
Outside: What if...
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Inside: Everything you ever wanted was wrong?
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